I'm headed off to a Murder Mystery Party here and I'm in character for the event. My name is Dean Beta and I was a member of the Audio/Visual Squad in High School. Now it's 20 years later and I'm still a big nerd but I'm now Bill Gates rich. But like Bill Gates, I don't know how to dress or look like I have money at all. I've adapted some sort of New York Jewish accent that sounds like Kyle's cousin Kyle on South Park. I hope they have Diet Dr. Pepper at this party because RC Cola gives me gas with all of the burping and the flatulence and everything. Is it cold in here to you because I have a tendency to get colds in early April. I better bring my extra big inhaler to the party, I don't want my asthma to act up in the house I'm going to be in. Toluca Lake is so far from here, I hope I have enough gasoline to get there with the octane and the emissions and everything...
