Haha, wow, it's the
"Please travel somewhere OTHER than Disney this year" article. The article is titled "New rides put the 'theme' in theme parks", or, as I like to call it, "Duh".
(In other news, I think there's finally a theme park that appeals to both CoasterMatt AND his wife's key interests simultaneously. Expect them to move to Myrtle Beach in the near future

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