[BarTopDancer]

So, I'm driving to work today, minding my own business and SPLAT. Bug on the windshield. Ewwww. I use my handy dandy windshield wipers and washing system... no more bug, but my window is still ikky cause I am almost out of washer fluid. All of a sudden, this car speeds up to get in front of me (I'm on the 241, we're all going 70ish) and hits their breaks. I move over, not wanting to be behind an erratic driver who is also a brake rider. He moves over. I move back. He moves back, hits his breaks. I realize I'm now behind a moron and slow down. He slams on his breaks and starts washing his windows. He was making a conscious effort to get my car with his wiper spray. I must have gotten his car when I washed my windows. What he didn't realize, is that he was totally being helpful because with the spray off his car, I no longer had streaky windows. Thanks dude!