OMG, Africanized bees have finally arrived in L.A., years after they were supposed to.
It won't be long before African Penis Snatchers follow!!!
It fact, if the results are often that penises (penisi?) shrink to insignificance, I think some of the Snatchers may have already arrived on these shores.
That's right, It won't be long anymore.
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I'm gonna guard my prized specimen with renewed vigour. There was a close call last weekend, the night of the seder. Luckily, i think i can trust my drunken co-horts, and everything appears to remain more that satisfactorily satisfying.)