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Originally Posted by Name

[Derail cont.]If the "sins" were juicy enough, you may have been doing him a favor, but that is just my state of mind right now. [/derail]

HOLY COW! I lost my voice, so when I burst out laughing, it came out as a hacking, painful, and wheezy gasp!

I was way too much of a Goody Two Shoes, Name! Sigh. If only I knew better! This could have been me..

"Father Moore, it has been a week since my last Confession and these are my sins: I never say no and I'm a demon (but not in a evil, sacreligious kind of way) in the sack. I'm also a latchkey kid with tons of free time and free spirited parents. I'll leave on the schoolgirl uniform, but I'll switch out the crested loafers for stillettos. The klassy kind. With the clear heels!"

I have hit my newest low. I have taken the Pope Tribute thread and turned into a lewd sex fantasy. I'm going to hell.

Thank you, Motorboat Cruiser! For the first time ever, I'll be switching off Law & Order (gulp!) for CNN!

And grabbing my Rosary. I need to say about 20 after this post.