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Originally Posted by Morrigoon
Expect orange burst
Crest Whitening Expressions
Childrens Tylenol???
Funky vanilla
Flavor far sweeter than the
One which went before
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Sing an ode to my teeth
(To the ones that stayed-on)
Sing an ode thine mouth
My sweet periodontal or-gon
I'll brush, brush, brush ye
With toothpaste’s fair ember
And daily I’ll floss ye
At least, when I remember …
Yet, thine dentist,
She
Lashed a tongue at me
"Your problems lie
As thy dreams fly South
When carelessly
You sleep
With cookies in your mouth."
(with apologies to v.c.)