I was smiling from the beginning, because I always know that one of your stories is going to brighten my day. The giggling started here:
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"Uh," My mom said. "Is this Cherny your friend?!"
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I got it back under control and kept reading.
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"Mom, it's called manscaping." I tried to explain.
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OK, educating your mom is good...
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"Well, the picture is very old. I don't think this man actually said that. People didn't do that in the 50's." She told me.
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The laughter broke out here. ^ Does she take everything to be exactly such, literal and without exaggeration?
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"How would anyone shave their testicles anyway?" She asked. "It would be difficult, I imagine."
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Hmm, I guess so!
Well, she was far enough in, why not just ask?
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"Well, I know things about stuff like that." She said. "In fact, did you know how Jean Harlow died?"
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Poor Jean Harlow. I never knew. Thanks, Brad's mom. I knew about manscaping, but I didn't know about the strap-on. Conservative, but she does, indeed, know things about stuff like that.
Thank you for sharing the best Mother's Day story, ever.