| I went to South Bay Mini to get some work done on my car.  I pulled up into the service area, and this earnest young woman bustled over, "Hi, welcome to South Bay Mini... What's your car's name?""Uhhh... It doesn't have one", I replied.
 "Oh... we have these name tags.", She showed me an oversized magnetized version of the standard "My name is _______" badge, "Most Mini owners name their cars."
 "well, I haven't."
 "That's cool.  Maybe When you come in next time.", with not a trace of irony in her voice.
 
 I think I stumbled on a cult.
 
 They do an excellent work, though.
 
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