[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by JWBear

I went to South Bay Mini to get some work done on my car. I pulled up into the service area, and this earnest young woman bustled over, "Hi, welcome to South Bay Mini... What's your car's name?"
"Uhhh... It doesn't have one", I replied.
"Oh... we have these name tags.", She showed me an oversized magnetized version of the standard "My name is _______" badge, "Most Mini owners name their cars."
"well, I haven't."
"That's cool. Maybe When you come in next time.", with not a trace of irony in her voice.

I think I stumbled on a cult.

They do an excellent work, though.

Here is what you should name your car (and insist the put the whole name on the badge):

Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.