[Strangler Lewis]

While women clacking pitifully about their boyfriends have tainted almost every downtown solitary lunch I ever had, I feel I must give equal time to another pet peeve.

Drumroll.

Loud older naked men in the gym locker room and, worse, the sauna. The older they are, the louder they are and the longer they stay naked. I sympathize to an extent. It's probably something primal, and I'm probably doomed to go down that road. But, for now, shut the f*ck up, get dressed and go home.