So I just noticed that the soap/shampoo/conditioner dispenser in the gym shower here at work is branded with the catchy name "The Despenser II".
II?!
The thing is nothing more than a couple of glorified hand lotion pump bottles turned upside down and stuck into a plastic box that's got a couple holes for mounting screws.
What fatal design flaw could possibly have plagued The Dispenser Mark I to have prompted a radical redesign worthy of the "II" moniker, as if to say, "We know there were serious flaws in our legacy product, however rest assured that this all new, 2nd generation design has been meticulously engineered to address all of your shampoo dispensing concerns."
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