Well, I call shenanigans. I want a good part, but I also want to do a cold reading. It's not an audition, and it's not a performance. Others are entitled to their varying mileage, but I just want to come to a party for dramatic reading without having to have prepared. Bad enough I have to figure out what to wear.
But does that leave me with all the crap, leftover parts that go into a hat? Waaaa, not fair, I whine.