Um, check for the fictitiousness of that job. There's no Airforce Base near LAX. Pffft.
Ugh, I don't read the SO thread enough. Sorry about your divorce traci. But I want to read about it on your LJ, so friendzify me, ok? Yes, we should have a(nother?) El Jay thread to identify us and have a friendzy!
Oh, and I've named every single one of my cars, and I've always had the license plates match the name ever since personalized plates were allowed (yes, I've been driving since before personalized plates and before your mother was born). My new car (which I've been meaning to El Jay about) is named ZLIKiSm. TeeHee.