Oh my, Lash ...
After the last wedding ceremony I performed in October, I
swore it would be the last.
Oh, so, let's say it will be the last
straight wedding I'll perform ... because I'll make an exception for you and the Stoat if you wanna get hitched when you visit in Aught Ten.
Um, that's IF we haven't passed a Constitutional Amendment defining marriage as between a man and a woman before then (which I'm going to work tirelessly to defeat). And of course, even
if that hasn't happened, your California gay marriage won't be legal in Australia (which of course we'll use as bait to lure you to the Golden State).
