How about "Pope thanks virgins for the only way permitted for Catholics to reduce the population overgrowth"? That one works for me.
Wait, no it doesn't. What a sad life - not even a nun, and unable to have a life of their own. Do they have the male equivalent of un-priest and virginal? (Of course they don't, they're too low on priests. Why don't they look to the WOMEN to be leaders for a change, hello. Stupid patriarchal....)
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