[MickeyD]

I keep expecting more of a Weekend at Bernie's. Cardinal Ratzinger goes over and props up the pope. See, he's not dead! Of course, I've been saying that that's really what's been going on for years now.

Tasteless, I know. But what do you expect from the person who had this conversation with my coworker yesterday:
Me: "You killed the Mexico trip!"
Him: "What about you, you killed the World Youth Day trip!"
Me: "OMG, you're right! I killed the pope!"
My coworker then walked away to avoid the lightening strike.

I wouldn't mind if we went back to the selling of indulgences, I just might need to buy my way out of hell.