But the thing is ... even though he's doing the boner hiding pose, there's no way he's hiding anything but the most embarassingly tiny boner.
Would his Swayze Centaur boner be where the human one is or where the horse one is? For his sake, let's hope for the horse, in both location and, well, er ...
Reminds me, of course, of junior high when I used to hide unexpected schooldaze boners behind books. Pfft, what was I thinking? Should have walked around proudly with that ginormous tent in my pantz.
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