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Originally Posted by tracilicious
Sometimes if picnic table benches are too comfortable, I like to sleep on spikes, or pinecones if spikes aren't available. Then I boil up some tree bark for breakfast because bacon is too tasty. These are the woods damn it!
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sounds like one of my dads 'survival' vacations to death valley when we were kids.
dad "we need a fire so we can cook"
me and bro's "ok..we need a match"
dad "sorry. no matches for joo. good luck....by the way, we dont eat 'till you three build a fire" *
wanders off laughing*
(knowing full well he had a lighter in his pocket)