[LashStoat]

Dear Ms. Pallor...

"I'm going to have to bid one dollar, Bob."


>>Is that Bob Eubanks or Bob Downe?


I'm guessing an even 500 new posts.


>>Be careful what you wish for, Ms. Pallor.


I'm also guessing that the Stoat couldn't find Arkansas on a map.


>>See map, below.


Quiz for the Stoat:

Which US President is from Arkansas?

>>Do you mean Arkansas the State or Arkansas the City? (refer to map below)

How do you pronounce Arkansas?


>>Dead on arrival? Husband and wife? Taken in the name of the Planet Mars?

Is Arkansas a city, state, county, township, Indian reservation, or a skin disease?


>>Yes

Were the settlers of Arkansas really that unimaginative, that they just added AAARRR to Kansas, and changed the pronunciation of Kansas? Really? Like seriously, WTF?


>>Yes. They were pirates (from the Caribbean).

Is Miss Krellingshaw of British descent? UK definitely, right? How many freakin Krellingshaws are you going to have in Arkansas?

>>Well, Mary Poppins is her mother’s sister’s brother’s cousin’s Aunt twice removed. For vagrancy. And, SusieAnne is currently studying "Human Cloning and Floral Arrangement" at the Arkansas Heights lower junior school. There are said to be at least 42 SusieAnne clones lying about in petrie dishes as we speak.

I hope that answers your questions. Smooch.

The Stoat XXX