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Um, I cry during Disney ads. Like when the family didn't wait until the baby could walk and then the baby walked.....right into Mickey's arms (my daughter had that Gap outfit, too!). Or the little girl who waited her whole life to meet Mickey.......or the kid telling the people on the elevator that his sister was a souvenir.....or the proposal with the glass slipper......
And I've yet to make it through a Hallmark commercial without sobbing, especially when the guy with Down Syndrome gets his first apartment.....
Dammit. Now my eyes are watering....hmmm....must be the cat. Yeah, that's it. I'm suddenly allergic to the cat.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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