Dear WendyBeth,
 
Why are all these folks talking about "Pancakes" ?
 
I like pancakes just as much as they do...it's not fair. They get to have lots of pancakes and all I get is soggy bacon and a shark biting my butt.
 
And no ukelele.
 
Grumpily and pancake-less, somewhere off "HavaLayonUkanPayi" island.
 
Me. XXX. 

 --------> Yes, even the cheese slices are grumpy.