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Oh, good Lord.
Fry two strips of bacon. Remove bacon from skillet. Crack two eggs into skillet. Fry eggs in bacon grease. Eat.
While frying bacon, you can, of course, make coffee. Or, squeeze an orange. Or, wash your roommate's dishes. Or, pray for people who want to save four minutes by microwaving an egg into blandness.
This is your time, use it as you wish.
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Does anyone still wear a hat? 
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