Hmmm.
What's stifling me here is the question of what kind of locales you'd use. I'm worried my country names would be too modern...hmm. Is "off the Horn" a specific place or a general location, like a meadow or a bay?
If I get something wrong here, please say so.
Were you ever out in Spain
Where the men are rather vain
And the ladies cry, "Again!"
Bonnie Heiland Laddie!
Were you ever in Paris (pronounced Par-ee)
Picking fruit right from the tree?
Where all is pleasant and carefree
Bonnie Heiland Laddie!
Perhaps more later, after criticism
Edit: Just saw LSPE's offerings, very nice. I like the modern ones too, heh.
