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OMG !!!
Bear...Bear !!!
We could have a christmas tree with C7 light bulbs on it by the fire!!!
I know the significance of that will be lost on you lovely cross-ponders, so I'll elaborate:
Because of Australia's british heritage, we celebrate Christmas listening to lyrics like "Dashing through the snow" and "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" whilst enduring 40 Celsius (heat wave) temperatures. Dingos piss on each other to keep cool. Kangaroos stuff their heads in each other's pouches to keep cool. Koalas chew gum (leaves) to act cool.
So could someone please bring a small christmas tree and a string of C7's of assorted colours - if not, I'll pack ours (we got 467 C7 bulbs when we were last in Texas).
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..."
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX.
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