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Well, using the "property value" view of marriage (you can't paint your house, across the street from mine, pink because that would diminish the value of my property) I believe my marriage is now worth approximately $0.17 cents less than yesterday. However, this reduction is purely from diminished scarcity. You might argue that my marriage is just as unique as it was yesterday. But this is not true as I suspect the number of married men with painted toenails will now see a surge.
However, my first marriage has been retroactively augmented by $0.03 - a 45% increase in value.
If someone can provide me with a billing address for the Homosexual Agenda I'll see if I can get this $0.14 reimbursed before I am forced to cast my vote on the amendment this fall.
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