I remember when I was a kid and there was a big movement to fix the way Cookie talked. The claim was that his bad grammar was screwing up the way kids speak. I'm serious.
Poor Cookie, the most put-upon of Muppets. Perhaps he's got a learning disability AND an eating disorder?
It is true though that our kids are getting way too fat. But something tells me that if they eat a big plate of cookies like our Monster friend does, it's not Cookie's fault, it's THE PARENTS' FAULTS GOD FVCKING DAMN IT!!!! DON'T GIVE YOUR KIDS CRAP TO EAT AND THEY WON'T BE FAT FVCKS!!!!
Maybe that's the song Cookie should sing, "Parents, don't give your kids crap to eat, and they won't be fat fvcks."
Sorry about that. I'm a big Sesame Street fan.
