Haha I was gonna say "Unbreak my Heart" but that's hard to turn into "fingerbang".
My dad had a calendar with quotes that people think are real and they're not. Like "Total Eclipse of the Heart" became "Totally Blitzted By A Fart" or "Our Lips Are Sealed" became "Alex the Seal" or "Secret Agent Man" became "Secret Asian Man".
Myself, I used to think (when I was a kid) the words to the Three's Company theme song were "Nama Namana No! Nama Namana New! Three's Company Too!" Or "You're The One That I Want" was "Ama Namana Na! Oooh oooh ooooh!" (Apparently I was a kid that was into Doo-Wop lol)
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And they say back then our universe
Was a coal black egg
Until the god inside
Burst out and from its shattered shell
He made what became the world we know
~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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