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Where did you meet your current beau? I understand that when you met him, he was working retail.
At a Wall-Mart in Germany.
What did you do to catch his eye? How did he catch yours?
Please. I refuse to sink to your level in order to answer that.
Why won’t you answer me?
I thought about it, but then I thought better.
OK, so let’s change the subject, what’s your favorite food?
Applesauce.
Mind if I ask if you've done anything with applesauce, other than eat it?
I'd say that would be unwise.
Come on, you’ve had to try something fun with it…
I did that once. The monkey didn't like it.
So that probably puts you in great need of the Scooper, right?
I couldn't live without it.
Last week, you fired your agent, your manager, your publicist, and your mother, all apparently over some scuffle involving a Mars bar & half a can of 7up. Why did you do it?
What else could I have done? If you were in that situation, you'd do it too.
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