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Originally Posted by Morrigoon
I have to show up to ten rentals tomorrow in the 909,, and somehow be done in time for work. Again, long shift, in the sun.
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Dear Morrigoon,
So let me get this straight:
You are renting yourself out to 10 clients in a 909-model R.V., and have to be done in time for work.
What sort of quality time is that for the punters? I hope you're not expecting repeat business, 'cos with that turnaround, they won't even be able to utter the words
"Hey cutie, how's about..."
I suggest you invest in an inflatable love-doll, as she could service the dumber ones and halve your work effort by 50%.
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX.