[Gemini Cricket]

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to f*ck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice.

What year did Jesus think it was?

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.