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Old 06-25-2008, 03:56 AM   #35
LashStoat
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You will marry Sean Connery.

After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Crapchook in your fabulous Corrugated Tin Shack (with dingo-proof fence).

You will have 42 kid(s) together. (Stoat says: well that'll fund an upgrade for the shack if Sean doesn't mind remaining barefoot for that long).

The family will zoom around in a Fuschia Gogo-Mobile. (Low carbon footprint, but a large sidecar or trailer will be necessary...I've just got to remember "Trailer brakes first").

You will spend your days as a Chicken sexer (well how hard can it be - you've got a 50-50 chance of getting it right), and live happily ever after.
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