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Do the Right Thing:
AFRICAN AMERICANS:
You all are racist.
ITALIAN AMERICANS:
You all are racist.
2008 AUDIENCE OF ANY RACE:
We're glad no one dresses like that any more.
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The Star Wars Trilogy in 3 lines:
A New Hope:
DARTH VADER:
I am a one big, bad, mutha fukka!
Empire Strikes Back:
DARTH VADER:
You got pwned! I'm your father, Luke!
Return of the Jedi:
DARTH VADER:
Okay, fine, I'm white like you. For the funeral, just put the mask back on, okay? Golly!
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Ratatouille:
REMY:
I don't want to be just a filthy rat. I want to be a chef!
GUSTEAU:
I am a psychotic hallucination you're having, Remy, of a man who knocked up his girl and didn't even know it. But I say, anyone, even a filthy germ riddled rat, can cook!
ANTON EGO:
Yes, anyone can cook. Even a rat. But no sane French person will buy that, so after your restaurant closes, I shall make money off of you as an investor and still no one will know you exist.
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