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The Lord of the Rings Trilogy in 3 Lines:
Fellowship of the Ring:
FRODO:
C'mon, Sam! We need to destroy the ring in the fires of Mordor.
The Two Towers:
FRODO:
Whew! This is a long walk, Sam.
Return of the King:
SAM:
If these goddamned eagles can fly us back home, couldn't they have flown us to Mordor in the first place?!
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