Ummmm....yes, the deadly thong. I would be in the same position as you.
So no one screamed, "I see London, I see France, I see MickeyD's uhh, uhh, ASS!"?
But seriously, being that you work at a church and all, don't you think someone would have pulled you aside and told you about it nicely? Since no one said anything, I don't think anyone saw anything.
