Welcome, Oh David of the E! Tis I, Wendybeth, late of Eastern Washington and also a tad bit lazy in the name department. Your first post should be recorded on vellum and placed deep within the Vault of Ultimate Swankiness, only to be brought out on special occasions, as an example of exalted First Postedness, and then maybe used as a nice table covering while we feast on bacon and bacon by-products.
