I can confirm that the person known as David E - who is not a figment of my imagination, not a sock puppet of mine or Euro's - does in fact hold an annual party known as "The Pork". The date is usually on or around December 21st, known as the shortest day of the year. Shortest days lead to longest nights, which is prime time to have a very excessive party.
My very first Pork was around 1980 I believe. (David, do you have a record of the locations of the Porks through the years?) Sadly, I haven't been to a Pork on way too many years. This must change.
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