When we lived downstairs Maddy had a few girls over for a sleepover. I think they were all around 6 or 7 and a for a few it was their first sleepover. So they were a little nervous around bedtime. I told them I'd stay out there with them until they fell asleep so they wouldn't be nervous.
So the girls are all settling in and it's nice and quiet. Then my upstairs neighbor, nice guy but has a deep BOOMING voice, starts getting some. Yup full on "oh God" and "yea Baby" and well some more graphic phrases.
So now I'm freaking out a bit as there's no way the girls aren't hearing it. And you know one of them is going to ask what's going on. What I can I say to explain it? What's age approproiate? What will they tell their parents? Will they ever be allowed to sleepover again?
Thank goodness none of them asked. And it went on for quite some time. Otherwise I honestly never heard much from him up there. Vaccuming and when he opened his sliding glass doors. But of course the one time I've got a bunch of girls in my living room he gets lucky - in his living room.
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