[David E]

Mye Faire Ladye Snowflayke,

(Methinkes Lassie and not Laddie, but aye have no waye of knowing since aye was thee only one stupide enough to use mye real nayme as a usernayme)

I will indeeeed regale thee with tayles of the Porke shortlee. Porke (or pourke in the olde English), which means "license to eat, in unfettered amounts, all manner of foodstuffs prohibited by your parents growing up". It later came to specifically refer to those iced pink and white animal cookies (and in some of the more clandestine deep-fetish circles, to the sprinkles that fall off the cookies and accumulate in the bottom of the bag, to the point where some purists would no longer touch the cookies themselves).

But since you like the subject of E, I must mention the substance of the same name that made an audience for incessant repetitive techno music possible (I played at raves from 96-01, skylab2000.com), where I also went by David E...