[Cadaverous Pallor]

I can't believe that in a post-Paris Hilton world that we are trying to justify the swimsuit portion.

So where the hell is a halfway decent Mr. America competition that isn't about nasty bodybuilding? How about just "Cutest Guy"? I don't want some waxed and bronzed behemoth, I want sweet eyes and a winning smile. And no speedos, just the nice 'n short swim trunks, please.

Today I'm thinking over and over "you had caffeine yesterday, if you have it today you'll fvck yourself up." A friend mentioned that I should just drink less, but how do you throw out half a cup of perfectly good tea or coffee? I guess I should hunt down some half-caf, since I feel my patience today running on fumes. These loud kids are driving me nuts.