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		 Well, it would definitely be rape, and that would get you the most time.  It might also be theft of service, even though the service was illegal.  In that vein, I assume you can also be convicted of stealing someone's drugs, assuming there would ever be a complaining witness. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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