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Old 07-23-2008, 08:59 AM   #111
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If he did do it, then there's some anger management issues he needs to deal with. If he didn't, his mom and sis are pretty messed up to be having the guy arrested when his huge, huge movie just came out.
And if the whole thing is fake, I call shenanigans on his handlers for creating some sort of ill-conceived publicity stunt.
OR maybe he is depressed at the untimely death of Ledger who he had a secret crush on during the filming of The Dark Knight. His wife was jealous of his continued affection for the now dead Ledger and drama ensued. His mom accuses his wife of knowingly getting into a sham marriage to conceal his gayness, wife cries, Bale out of guilt jumps to sham wife's defense...

OR the whole story was written by Rita Skeeter and, well, we know what her stories are like...
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