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Sometimes, a creator's departure will see an immediate decline in quality. Things really went south when Cap'n Crunch went awol a few years ago...dare I mention the now legendary "Oops! All Berries!" cereal that was created during his absence?
The things that keep me awake at night are:
I wonder if Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben weren't really married after all...
Where the hell has Mr. Butterworth been all these years?
What is up with Mrs. Whipple? She obviously needs to visit Victoria's Secret and get some new nighties, because she can't keep her man from squeezing the Charmin, which is apparently the only thing keeping him off Megan's List.
And why were parents so willing to let their children take a bath with a pink naked fat man named Mr. Bubble?
So many unanswered questions.
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