[Prudence]

I once lived below a couple that regularly engaged in loud domestic violence episodes in the wee hours of the morning. So I'd call 911. And before they would even listen to my complaint, I had to provide my full name, address, and telephone number. So, if I was being eaten alive by wild dingos you're not coming unless I provide a full biography? Anyhow, I didn't want my info on file with this complaint, since the guy had guns and clearly didn't mind beating the crap out of women. Each time I called I objected and was told that if I didn't give up all my personal info first, no one would be dispatched to interrupt the crime in progress. So, I have to weigh my personal safety against my moral obligation to report a violent crime that could cause severe injury or death to another human being? Gee, I wonder why there are so many news stories about crimes going unreported.

And then I was the complex pariah for calling on such a nice boy, because of course the police said something clever like "your downstairs neighbor says you're beating your girlfriend" and then everyone knew it was me. Never mind that after the second time he was arrested and spent several weeks in jail, and she got a restraining order prohibiting him from returning, and he couldn't get his stuff out until they could arrange for a police escort.

I sincerely I hope I never have to call 911 for my own health or safety. Aside from never wanting to need them, I don't trust them to respond appropriately.

(Yes, I am in full-on tinfoil hat mode. Why do you ask?)