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If I was hit by an arrow, I'd probably cry. I admit it. Boromir did a little. I'd cry a lot, I'm thinking. But you don't see that much in movies.
Suddenly, out of the forest...
Woooosh *thunk*
"Oh sh!t. What the f*ck? Sniff. Sniff. What the hell? omg omg omg! Sniff sniff... waaaahhh! Okay, now what? Okay, one...two... No, forget it. It'll hurt. Sni-sni-snifff. Kevy said arrows may be poisoned... better pull it out. One... two... f*cking three! Oh Jesus f*ck that hurt! Man! I f*cking hate Sherwood Forest, dawg. I'm so f*cking outta here. Hood can find some other b!tch to be merry..."
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