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Dear All,
Ok...that does it. No excuses - California made it, sold it and (by most of your accounts sunk it).
Please send the $300 million dollar refund check to:
The Stoat,
Australia in the World.
Upon receipt of the cheque, I will buy the LoT it's own movie studio on the Queensland Sunshine Coast. It will be named "Wanna Bros", which will have a large entry gate and big tin sheds for filming.
Due to Oz water restrictions, there will be no water-themed movies allowed, which will save you from further large-budgetted flops, fat ladies drowning from heart attacks, and similar water-related catas...castra...cotsra...things that go wrong in water.
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX.
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