I love you Peanut.
You can sign up for a maximum of one hour, once a day (library internet computers).
Your first card is free. If you lose your card, it's a dollar to get a new one.
B, did you make your bed?
B, let's wipe off that milk mustache.
Kids, get OFF of me!!! (when B's friends at school mob me and won't let go)
Venti Soy Iced Mocha No Whip please.
Your books are due back (add date here).
Hello?
Crap, have you seen my keys?
Me: Somebody loves you and her name is Mama.
B: Somebody loves you and her name is Bailey.
Color copies are .50 a page. Black/white copies cost .10
You need a library card to sign up for the internet.
Do you have an email address?
**Great thread Claire!! I'm at work right now, so a lot of my words I say are work related!!

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