From
Haiku U - a collection of great books told in 17 syllables comes:
Charlotte Brontė,
Jane Eyre:
O woe! His mad wife
in the attic! Had they but
lived together first.
There is also
Haiku for Jews,
Redneck Haiku and
Cat Haiku books.
You are my best friend,
Person allergic to cats.
Let me shed on you.
If the vet took your
Temperature that way, I
Bet you'd complain, too