[Ponine]

Oatmeal, cinnamon crunchers, eggs, hard boiled eggs, and Cheetah chomps. We've had the same breakfast choices since you were two. You're six now, try to remember them, please.

Do you know how to eat and watch tv at the same time? You do? Then why is it taking you thirty minutes to eat???

When Tarzan ends, the TV goes off. Its the same thing every day.

It's 7:15, why arent we gone yet?

Crap, we're late.

Venti shaken Black tea lemonade, with four valencia and two raspberry please. (I guess i need to jump on the soy bandwagon!)

Good morning. / Morning lover. (depending on which coworker I walk by. each said about five times)

Good morning, and what teacher is making our lives difficult today?

No he's not, hang on, let me check IMDB.

No, he's not my husband. No, HE's really not my husband. THAT's Colin Firth. No, thats my son, I dont have a daughter. (The pictures hanging in my cube)

You know, you could do that in excel much faster.

Why? I just import the data into excel and sort it.

No, a teacher cant get two hours regular time on a school day, their work day is regular time, it has to be another KIND of time.

I cant use that, I need your id #.

I couldnt tell you, you'll need to call the help desk, that's what they're there for.

No, I cant work overtime, I have to be at ESS by 6pm.

Kids choice or mommy's choice for dinner?

Did you do your homework? Can I see?

Most people, when they take a shower wash their face too.

I love you Najo.