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Originally Posted by JWBear
Satin... lots and lots of satin.
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Dear JW,
Actually, it was KevLar, named in honour of our latest PrimeMinistdent, Kevin Rudd.
The uniforms were supposed to be a shade of inky-blue, but the day before the Ceremony, a chinese laundry worker, distracted by strains of "I Enjoy being a Girl" from the Flower Drum Song put bleach in the wash. He apparently struggled for hours to drag the tops from the bubbling vat - but by then the colour had run harder than Obama.
We shouldn't complain though - in this political climate, the guys in those black body suits rolling around on the large sheet on paper left an awefully big carbon footprint.
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX.