I want to interview Szczerbiak Maniac.
- You're a BIG guy. Have you ever had to use physical force in some out of hand situation? Have you ever had a job where you put your strength to use? Do you use your size to intimidate others, perhaps only subtley?
- What's the best thing about being a guy your size? What's the most annoying?
- What was the cultural point that got you through your teen years? It can be a band, or a movie, or a religious epiphany, whatever helped you keep sane during puberty.
- You can make one law for all of the United States of America, and it will hold forever. What is it?
Hmm, this list seems kind of short, so here's one more:
- Your dreamboat Wally says yes to your advances. But he is very afraid of the consequences of coming out of the closet. He wants your relationship to be a total secret - you can't even tell your closest friends and loved ones. If you do keep it a secret, you can be with him for as long as you want. Do you do it?